An Advanced Creature Profile by Vincent Groth. 

The Lagomalum are humanoid fae with long bunny ears, they can have skin of various colors including marshmallow white, red velvet, shades of chocolate, caramel tan, Neapolitan ice cream stripes or spots, and other desert themed colors. Lagomalum stand six inches tall with equally long ears, overly large eyes, and are almost always feminine save for the two Princes. Lagomalum are the shapeliest of the Fae ruling species.  The Lagomalum like most fae have uncanny qualities that make them feel as if they don’t fit when placed near other things made by the Gods. They never walk and always hop about often with their hands pressed against their chest hands hooked and forward facing. They have tiny noses the largest proportional eyes of the Fae rulers, and a cotton ball tail which can range from small to large. Lagomalum possess powerful legs which allow them to leap dozens of feet in long arcs, pop off their limbs freely while still maintaining full control of them, and holding the power of their bag of tricks which include slapstick fish, itching powder, massive mallets with heads bigger than human torsos, and anything a Lagomalum’s mad mind can imagine it seems to be restricted solely too what a Lagomalum might find funny to use to hurt someone. Lagomalum are agents of chaos and are the most active Fae Rulers on the mortal coil. 

The Lagomalum can leap great distances, pull out diverse weapons and tricks from their bags, and are made of a delectable pastry flavored based on their skin color. Their blood is generally a flavored jelly or cream depending on their flavor with the vanilla Lagomalum having raspberry jam as blood. Lagomalum fur is extremely soft and seems to absorb bad luck off those who wear it. Though as Lagomalum generally only have fur on their ears and tail gathering enough for anything is quite difficult. Lagomalum are natural discordmancers able to warp reality though they don’t generally have full control over this ability. 

Lagomalum create various candy eggs to hide across the mortal coil this delicious fae chocolate is the finest delicacy most will ever taste however the fillings are sometimes tricks with awful flavorings.  Lago malum fur absorbs bad luck and thus is a coveted resources in very limited supply. Lagomalum cultivate a candy ecology including licorice vines, live gummy fish, chickens that lay chocolate eggs, and other such strange wonders. Areas touched by the Chaos Fae realm tend to develop candy plants and minable fats and sugar. 

Like most Fae Lagomalum are eternal and if their mortal body is destroyed, they will reappear at their designated bed. They never age and remain appearing as fresh adults, or whatever age they choose to appear as. They are highly vulnerable to Iron. Lagomalum are vulnerable to symbols of extreme order such as books of laws, gavels, and judges. Lagomalum are also vulnerable to jokes always keen to follow through a good slap stick routine or a good joke. They have very short attention spans.