Captain Squrlok Squeakerstone. Captain of the Chaos Guard Honor Guard. Champion of Fairy. 

Known as Captain Squrlok, The Captain of the Guard, The Sourpuss, The Fluff-tailed, The Defender, The Unbreaking, The Grand Squirrel, The Pin Cushion, The Bunny Guard, The Rulebreaker, The Anchor, and Old One Eye. 

Captain Squrlok a Squirrel Mortalarua wearing heavy fae armor, sporting a greatsword, and his iconic eyepatch. His body is covered in the scarred burns of iron along with old iron weapons still stuck in his sizzling flesh. Bald patches cover him where burns have stopped the hair from growing anymore. A long deep scar splits one side of his mouth open several inches and leads up to his left ear where it looks like the cut continued to cut off the tip of one ear.  

Captain Squrlok is stoic, reserved, and sporting the deadly finesse of a warrior who has been fighting, killing, and existing for billions, maybe trillions, of years. He serves as the straight man for the entire Chaos Court, Blair’s personal bodyguard, and when free serves as the Champion of Fairy skilled enough to fend off Divine beings from the Fae realms. He is repaid duly in golden acorns from the High Queen’s own garden.